Party Invitations That Say What You're Actually Thinking

Most party invitations sound like they were written by someone who's never actually been to a party. "Join us for an evening of celebration" — sure, but what's actually happening?

So I built a new line: sarcastic, fill-in-the-blank invitations for the parties people actually throw. No calligraphy, no vague "festivities," just the line you'd really want to send.

What's in the collection so far:

• 4th of July — "Bring something that explodes or stay home."

• Backyard BBQ / Pool Party — "Bring a chair, not your drama."

• Karaoke Night — "Liquid courage provided. Talent is not guaranteed."

• Cornhole Party — "Trash talk encouraged. Bad throws will be remembered."

• Halloween (three versions, because one wasn't enough)

• Office Party (three versions, because nobody agrees on the right tone)

• Thanksgiving / Friendsgiving (three versions, including one about Uncle Gary)

• Bachelorette & Bachelor parties

• Anniversary parties (three versions, for the truly stubborn among us)

Every invite works two ways: print it and fill in the blanks by hand, or use the included transparent quote file to build your own design in Canva. Either way, you end up with something that actually sounds like you.

Find the full collection: statetheobv.etsy.com

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