The Social Media Survival Guide
"Everything Nobody Explained —
A Complete Beginner's Guide to TikTok, Instagram & Threads”
the guide I wish I had when I started
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
it’s fun
(they say)
FUNNY WALL
ART PRINTS
For the woman who is done with inspirational quotes that lie. Dry humor. Brutal honesty. Framed where it belongs. Light and dark versions in three sizes. Print anywhere. Instant download.
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
5X7 , 8X10, 16X20 black/white options
FUNNY WALL ART PRINTS
For the woman who is done with inspirational quotes that lie. Dry humor. Brutal honesty. Framed where it belongs. Light and dark versions in three sizes. Print anywhere. Instant download.
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
5X7 , 8X10, 16X20 black/white options
CONVERSATION
CARDS -
state the obvious style
You know the feeling.
You are at dinner.
At a girls trip. On a date. At a family gathering where nobody is saying anything real.
Someone needs to say the thing.
The State the Obvious Conversation Starter Deck says it for you.
50 cards.
Five themes. Every real thought you have had but could not find the words for. Now on a card you can hold in your hand, read out loud, and hand to the person across the table.
Simple. Print it. Cut it. Use it.
No batteries required. Obviously.
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
50+ cards
your thinking it
i wrote it down
WALL ART
state the obvious style
continued…
Welcome to the State the Obvious shop.
You know that thing you're thinking but don't say out loud? We said it. And then we put it on a wall.
State the Obvious started because some truths are just too good to keep to yourself. The ones that make you nod. The ones you text to a friend at 11pm because it's exactly what they needed to hear. The ones that have been sitting in the back of your mind for years waiting for someone to just say it already.
That's what we do here.
No soft pastels. No vague inspiration. No "live laugh love." Just the real thing — dry, honest, a little sarcastic, and exactly right.
Every print in this shop started as something someone was already thinking. We just made it official. Download it, frame it, hang it somewhere you'll see it daily, text it to someone who needs it, or set it as your screensaver so it's the first thing you see in the morning.
Because your walls have been polite long enough.
find these in State the Obvious Etsy shop
Obviously.
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
50+ cards
your thinking it
i wrote it down
cards
state the obvious style
Birthday cards that say what everyone's actually thinking.
Not sweet. Not sparkly. Not a single balloon emoji.
22 honest, dry, slightly unhinged birthday cards for the woman who's done pretending getting older is cute.
"Getting older sucks. Do whatever you want. You've earned it."
"You're eating the cake. You're skipping the guilt. You've earned both."
"Still not explaining yourself. Still not shrinking. Still here. Good."
Download once. Text it, print it, email it, or post it. No card store required.
→ Shop the full set on Etsy
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
50+ cards
your thinking it
i wrote it down
The SAID IT Collection
Eating and Phones Edition is in the shop. Ten designs. Everything everyone thinks at that table. Finally on your wall.
You know the feeling.
Ten designs. Every real thought. Instant download. Display on your Frame TV or print as horizontal wall art. Hang it where it needs to be seen. where everyone was technically there and nobody actually was. Presently elsewhere. The Wi-Fi password is put the phone down. You paid for the view. You are looking at your phone. Come back. The Said It Collection says what everyone thought but nobody said out loud at that table. Instant download. Print on cardstock. Link below. Obviously.
Simple. Print it. Cut it. Use it.
No batteries required. Obviously.
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
50+ cards
your thinking it
i wrote it down
Creator Budget Tracker
Stop paying for apps that aren’t paying you.
For every woman who has been buying courses and losing track of the number. Track every course, tool, subscription, and coaching call in one place. See exactly where your money went. Make better decisions about where it goes next.
Price:
$5.00 your price — Instant download
STATING THE OBVIOUS
TikTok, Instagram & Threads
I have purchased more than i’d like to admit
YEP -
IF YOU EVER LOOKED AT A DATING APP…
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A fun, conversation starting, truth bomb. Have fun expressing some silly sarcasm.
My Patience Has Office Hours.
Share the truth - on your shirt!
Kids Today Are Marshmellows ~ We Were Build Different.
A little Gen Z humor, back in the day type sarcasm.
YOU THINK IT - NOW WEAR IT, GIFT IT OR DON’T.
CHECK OUT THESE AND OTHERS TODAY~