Walter's Getting Into Sports (Sort Of)

Walter doesn't run. Walter doesn't sweat. But Walter, apparently, has Opinions about your fantasy team, and he's decided to start wearing them.

The sports lineup is growing. Two new ones just went live:

🏈 Fumble. — for the guy who dropped it wide open, in the end zone, on national TV, and will be hearing about it until Thanksgiving. Same tired eyes. Same whistle around his neck. Zero comment, which is somehow the loudest comment.

⛳ Mulligan. — for every golfer who has ever needed a very generous, very unofficial do-over. Walter's not judging. Walter's just standing there. That's worse.

Same deal as always: Walter doesn't perform enthusiasm he doesn't feel. He's not spiking a football or fist-pumping a putt — he's just present, deadpan, and correct, whether you just won or just embarrassed yourself in front of the whole league.

More sports designs are on the way — this is just the start of the lineup, not the whole roster. If there's a sport (or a specific gameday disaster) you want Walter to react to, tell us and it might be next.

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— Kim