Meet the Dog Towel: Kitchen Towels That Talk Like Your Dog
Every dog has a running commentary. We just started printing it on towels.
The State the Obvious Dog Towel collection is written entirely from the dog's point of view — bossy, entitled, and completely convinced every complaint is justified. No cutesy "Dog Mom" script here. Just the blunt, deadpan things your dog is clearly already thinking.
Tonight we're introducing three new designs:
"Walk Me. The Yard Doesn't Count." Because five minutes in the backyard is not a walk, and your dog knows it.
"The Food Bowl Is Empty. Act Accordingly." An urgent, entirely reasonable request, according to the dog.
"The Cat Judged Me Today. I Need A Treat." For every household where the dog does the guarding, the greeting, and the emotional labor — while the cat just watches from somewhere higher up.
Each towel is 100% cotton, 16"x25", printed in our signature bold, deadpan State the Obvious style. They're funny enough for a gift, useful enough to actually hang in the kitchen, and honest enough that your dog would probably sign off on every word.
Shop the full Dog Towel collection — along with the Cat Support Towel and Kitchen Chaos lines — at statetheobv.etsy.com.
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